I admit, it is my fault

That is right. Birds are falling out of the sky because of me. And also gay soldiers. But lets not lose focus…because I, apparently, HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE BIRDS DROP OUT OF THE SKY!!


damn, shit like this pisses me off.


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11 Responses to I admit, it is my fault

  1. (Palm to face, followed by loud sigh) Fucking Idiots.

  2. Dr. O says:

    Damn, that’s kind of a scary superpower. So what would you make fall out of the sky if NIH didn’t give you a grant? 😉

  3. Scicurious says:

    Is the opposite of how every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings? *facepalm* The crazy, it burns us, precious.

  4. kevin z says:

    Well, at least we know where the last of the purple snow leopards went…

  5. What fucking dead animal fell out of the sky and landed on her shoulders? Some kind of dead cheetah/seal hybrid that evolve some sort of glittery distraction on its coat?

  6. becca says:

    Purple snow leopards are contrary to the nature of god.

    And I think what she’s saying is very reasonable. When you throw stones to kill people, you are gonna hit a few birds inadvertently. Speaking of birds, I’m pretty sure Ms. Purple Snow Leopart weighs the same as a duck… could there be a connection?

  7. Lab Mom says:

    No, no, no, she has it all wrong. Those were the homosexual birds. Jeeze.. I wish these nutjobs could get their incorrect facts right.

  8. Hermitage says:

    I’m with Dr. O, you should march straight up to Congress and threaten to go apocalyptic on the mfers if they don’t give you hella funding, posthaste.

  9. tideliar says:

    Wait…the principles of Golf? What the everlivinge fukke is this moronic haridan squaling about?

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